Fans of being in Mexican standoffs will also enjoy themselves. You should go here if you like getting punched in the face with a pubic bone. And then I’d have to be in a shark cage that those underwater camera men use. The only way I’d go on stage is if I was in a full hockey goalie’s uniform with a full mask, athletic cup, gloves and stick. I’ve never been to prison, but I now realize why some people do something absolutely f*cking insane their first day there in order to not get f*cked with. How else does a 120 pound girl lift up a 200+ pound dude off the floor by his boxers? I’ve seen UFC fights with less people screaming OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!! at the same time. With that being said, some of these bitches are on steroids.
So if you’re gonna come grab me or stick your hands up my shirt, just make sure that I see you coming. It’s not that I didn’t like you, it’s just that after watching some of you and your co-workers beating the absolute f*cking sh*t out of some of the patrons who felt that it might not be completely retarded to go up on stage and sign a waiver, in the dark no less, I felt just a little bit vulnerable and my self defense instincts just naturally kicked in. Let me just start off by extending my sincerest heart felt apologies to the ladies who work here.
